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Australia's Most Amazing RangeA Hilarious North Pole Warning for Those Who Made the Naughty List
Have you checked the list twice? For the friends, family, or colleagues who found themselves on the wrong side of Santa's ledger this year, our Novelty Lump of Coal is the ultimate festive wake-up call. Issued directly by the North Pole Department of Behaviour Observation (DPO), this tongue-in-cheek gift is designed to bring a round of giggles and laughs to any holiday gathering. Whether it is a lighthearted jab at a sibling or a playful prank for a coworker, this 'gift' ensures that being naughty has never been so much fun
Includes Official 'Naughty List' Certification
This isn't just any piece of coal; it comes as a complete novelty set including a keepsake certificate of naughty behaviour. Be sure to fill out the recipient's details before gifting to make it official! The notice informs the recipient in no uncertain terms that Santa has reviewed their conduct and decided that a lump of coal is the only appropriate reward. It is a fantastic way to create a new family tradition filled with humor and lighthearted 'punishment' for those who haven't been on their best behaviour
The Perfect Secret Santa Prank or Stocking Filler
Measuring a realistic 75mm x 45mm, this lump of coal is perfectly sized to hide at the bottom of a Christmas stocking or to swap into a Secret Santa exchange. While it is a hit with kids, it is equally suitable for 'big kids' who might have skipped a few good deeds this year. The coal lump is lightweight and easy to ship, making it a simple addition to holiday hampers or gift boxes. Sold as a single unit, this Santa-certified coal is a guaranteed conversation starter that will have everyone laughing long after the presents are unwrapped